Top Definition
The action of hitting one's erect penis against the inside of a toilet seat when sitting down.
"Using the toilet with morning wood is a challenge... standing up is messy, sitting down results in rim twang!"
#morning wood #morning glory #morning boner #morning stiffy #morning hard-on
by chickitypoo January 18, 2010
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