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A nihilistic high-school dropout whose ego over powers him to fuck every girl he sees. He is quite attractive which allows him to get his way and toy with many people’s minds, especially women. He is a wasted genius who wallows in his own self-pity, in which he drinks and smokes himself retarded every night. It is unsure if Riley is extravagantly on another level of thinking, living and just being or simply wasted genetics. All in all he is a truly fascinating human being.
by Spartacus January 04, 2004
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Riley is a girls name, not a boys name. She is also wicked cool and my best friend.
by neom August 23, 2004
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to question a politician or public official with self-abasing, deferential sycophancy.

(used transitive and intransitively)

Named after Australian reporter, Mark Riley, who fawns sickenly over the Australian Prime Minister, thus rileying her.
The alleged journalists fell over themselves to riley the Prime Minister but Mark Riley outdid them all when he rileyed her at length.
by Dedmann July 15, 2011
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when its a girls name, it means she is the most biggest bad ass in the world and is amazing at everything! if its a guy hes probably a pussy..
Chick: Holy shit Riley was so good in bed last night!

Dude: WOW did you see Riley's dick outline, its like CENTIMETER PETER!
by amamzing July 23, 2011
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One known for being overanimated and curses a lot. Synonymous to the word machine
"I wish I was as good as the machine!"
by ApacheBNFL October 28, 2004
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He often has a very large odd shaped head, he gets work done quick and fast. he hasn't been known to pleasure the female society but pleasures the male society with his small 3 inch penis his favourite phrase is "come on let me take it in the ass"
by UrbanDictaionary August 09, 2016
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Well.... Riley is all round goofy. Riley is very hot and will do anything to make you smile and laugh. He seems nerdy until you get to know him... he's still kinda nerdy. But he's just amazing and a great friend.
Oh you know Riley... Ya the goofy guy over there... I mean he's pretty hot too.
by Awesomeness552 November 23, 2016
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