There are two kinds of Riley.

One is a guy that is really buff but is actually a major blunt cunt.
Then there is a chubby Riley who is really kind and is OBSESSED with computers and game consoles.
There is also a 3rd Riley! He is a train.
guy 1: Look at that dingus Riley
guy 2: Ask him how much power a ps4 uses. He could be half decent.
guy 1: Nah, he's chugging steiroids like a train
guy 2: mabie he is a train.
Morpheus: What if i told you...
guys: shut up!

it was then revealed that the guys were the guys from smosh, and.... ah i give up.
by Taking Hobbits To Isenguard! April 19, 2015

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Well.... Riley is all round goofy. Riley is very hot and will do anything to make you smile and laugh. He seems nerdy until you get to know him... he's still kinda nerdy. But he's just amazing and a great friend.
Oh you know Riley... Ya the goofy guy over there... I mean he's pretty hot too.
by Awesomeness552 November 23, 2016

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Well.... Riley is all round goofy. Riley is very hot and will do anything to make you smile and laugh. He seems nerdy until you get to know him... he's still kinda nerdy. But he's just amazing and a great friend.
Oh you know Riley... Ya the goofy guy over there... I mean he's pretty hot too.
by Awesomeness552 November 23, 2016

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He often has a very large odd shaped head, he gets work done quick and fast. he hasn't been known to pleasure the female society but pleasures the male society with his small 3 inch penis his favourite phrase is "come on let me take it in the ass"
That guy is such a riley
by UrbanDictaionary August 09, 2016

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A sexy brown haired kid, that looks like Justin Bieber at times.
Look at the similarities with Justin and Riley
by Mystery-Man.69 October 23, 2011

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to question a politician or public official with self-abasing, deferential sycophancy.

(used transitive and intransitively)

Named after Australian reporter, Mark Riley, who fawns sickenly over the Australian Prime Minister, thus rileying her.
The alleged journalists fell over themselves to riley the Prime Minister but Mark Riley outdid them all when he rileyed her at length.
by Dedmann July 15, 2011

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Stupid ass irritating ta and is a major pain in the ass
riley is an ass
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