Two steps behind homosapiens in the evolutionary chain. A mouth-breathing moron, lacking in ordinary social ettiquate, and having below average intelligence. Often seen staring blankly at inanimate objects and drooling.

In midieval times they were called "Hoggs-feed", because they were slaughtered and fed to livestock.
Did you seen that idiot? He was such a "Riley".
by Snotty Nosed Bandit October 10, 2005
10 Words related to Riley
absolutely and ridiculously perfect
mr. riley aaron stringer, enough said
by Rae Marie December 23, 2005
verb/noun; to riley someone is to give them the best lay of their life. to "get a riley" is to be on the receiving end of such a phenomenal sexual act.
"Man, last saturday that girl totally gave me a riley!"

"Just you wait until we get home and I give you a riley."
by m.e.s. August 03, 2005
an absolutely stunning person. most attractive guy to walk the earth. can be in a very long and strong relationship if he finds the right girl, someone who is strong for everything and doesnt say no. rileys date beautiful down to earth, extremely caring girls..usually short, sometimes thin sometimes a tad bit bigger than average, mainly blonde hair, and to die for eyes that you can stare into for hours. riley can kill you with his words, but he can also bring you back to life with them. he fights for what needs to be said and done. does not mess around. can often find true love sooner than he thought possible. will do endless things for family and close ones. very supportive and helpful. just all out the best. you'd be very lucky to know a guy like riley.
Well I cant wait until i find my riley..
by dancer6211 August 07, 2011
The unattainable.
However hard he doesn't try, Guthrie will never win the love of Riley.
by Cort November 05, 2003
kool person
hey look at the riley
by i am kool October 17, 2003
The sweetest person i have ever met. He makes me smile, laugh, and sometimes makes me crazy its all rad. I love him so much!
I love riley!!!He is so rad.
by Lexi August 12, 2004
a person whos personality is sweet and loving. rileys can also be outgoing and laid back. rileys dont like to be told what to do and like to do things their way. a riley will usually have an attitude towards anyone who gives them bullshit and usually gets pissed off easily. rileys have many friends but usually only one or two best friends who they can fully trust. a riley is a fun loving tomboy. rileys love to have fun and sometimes be center of attention.
She had a riley towards that guy who told her to shut up.
by Gary Ashley December 28, 2010

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