Riku (n) (adj) (v)

1) (n) Those who think they are 'super-special-awesome'; those who attempt to be 'emo'; A rare illness that results in loss of hetero, (Rikuitis); a pokemon

2) (adj) Lacking hetero and in denial; unsightly douche-ness

3) (v) The act of douching; the act of stealing puppets; the act of attempting to stab former best friends heart with key; bro rape.

If you spot a 'Riku', someone being 'Riku', or someone 'Rikuing', exercise extreme caution. Rikus are characterized by being egotistical, carrying around large key rings that they try to attack with, and love underage girls and little boys. The latter being hidden by an attempt to seem 'Alpha-male'.

Those with Rikuitis should be avoided. Should you meet someone suffering from Rikuitis, make sure you are able to call to assistance a young boy of questionable sexual orientation, a mutant dog, and a duck with a hat. They are a proven cure for Rikuitis in mild cases, and can protect you from getting it. However, be warned, being around them for too long will result in mental retardation. If you happen to be around someone with Rikuitis without protection, and are male, you are at risk for bro rape. Girls cannot get Rikuitis, but may suffer loss of brain cells from being near those with it.

If you are to come across someone 'Rikuing,' call for help. Rikuing is dangerous and may result in AIDS and several unknown STDs as well as the loss of puppets and/or things resembling puppets. You may also contract Rikuitis, if male, or lose sanity, if female. Exercise the use of knives in this situation, though, if they are carrying key rings do not attack. While they can't hurt you, they may hurt themselves.
1) Girl #1: Hey look! A Wild Riku! *throws pokeball*
Wild Riku: *sulks in corner*
Boy #1: Pssh, I can do that better! *sulks 'better'*
Girl #2: Damn it, we already have to deal with one Riku, we don't need another one!

2) Girl #1: He was such a Riku yesterday! I swear he lost his hetero, but he denies it. But I even caught him looking at a younger girl!
Girl #2: That douche.

3) Boy #1: It was horrible, Jimmy starting Rikuing!
Boy #2: Damn, you didn't get bro raped did you?
Boy #1: No, but he went after my litter brother and sister.
Boy #2: You should take 'em to a hospital quickly, I'll find help for Jimmy. We need to stop him before he buys useless and random keys!
by FailEpicly April 03, 2009
Top Definition
a damn sexy beast that every girl wants to do
ex)riku from Kingdom Hearts 2
by unknown33657 October 14, 2006
One of the main characters in the surprisingly popular video game Kingdom Hearts. Riku lives on the Destiny Islands with his best friends Sora and Kairi. He and Sora are rivals yet still friends. They both try to win Kairi's heart but fail in the process. Riku was originally the wielder of the Keyblade but was given to Sora because he opened his heart to darkness.
Open your heart to the darkness!!!
by Laqueefa April 19, 2005
one of the coolest characters from the one of the best games ever, kingdom hearts. HE has silver hair and is the sickest fighter besides sephiroph
When does riku become our age.
by Luccic August 12, 2006
The guy who never gets what he deserves. He doesn't have the power nor the means to get what he wants or protect what he loves. He tranfers to the darkside to get what he desires but gets screwed over anyway by a man named Ansem.
Malicafent: He isn't your friend. He hates your guts.

by Shouko July 31, 2004
the coolest chara in KINGDOM HEARTS
who is voiced by some really hot guy.
"take care of her"

"the paupu thing? oh, it was just a joke. Yuo should have seen your face!"


"no! you're not gona use me for this! go! the heartless are comming!"

"is that the best you can do?"

"come on sora!"
by Kate Dawson November 09, 2003
Riku is the silver haired 15-year-old guy in Kingdom Hearts (now 16 in the second Kingdom hearts)who was once living a happy life until he joined the Darkside. Now he tries to help Sora along the way even though he is opposite of Sora, yet is still hot and sexy! Kairi, his other friend, should die and go to hell so that Riku can share the paopu fruit with Sora and then they can have a hot, sexy, gay relationship!Also, voiced by David Gallaghar...the kid Simon on 7th Heaven.
"I love Sora. I hate Kairi. There. That explains it all." ~Riku
by Dark_Riku69 January 01, 2006
A Kingdom Hearts character who is considered sex on wheels to many a fangirl. The general consensus is that he will be gay with Sora forever. It's probably true considering he has really girly hair.
Riku is the uke111! no he's the seme cUz he tallers!!1
by what, it's canon October 16, 2006

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