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1. Rigored
1. To be anally raped.

2. To be metaphorically anally raped.
1. I was knocked unconscious and rigored last night in the freight elevator.

2. I got rigored today when Joe called in sick to work. Now not only do I have to open the store, but I also have to close the store on my day off!