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Ride the walrus: An expression meaning: Committing to an act of desperation as a last resort in an extreme circumstance. (why else would you ride a walrus).
You are being attacked by 3 dogs and have no choice but to jump off of a bridge into a river or die. you jump, essentially riding the mother fucking walrus you ride the walrus.
by Deathmole September 01, 2010

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