As part of a monthly ritual, where you and your buddies go out to local clubs to hit on girls, you happen upon a bar slut who is sucking face with some nondescript dude in the parking lot. As usual, one of your pals goes out of his way to get a better look at the backseat car action, only to discover that this particular bar slut is the girl that he is currently dating.
Just as we were going into the club, my buddy saw some folks swapping spit in their car. As he got closer to the vehicle, he realized that he had just been Ricky Ticky Tavied.
by The Italian Honey Badger February 16, 2013