I'll admit it. As an Asian girl who has this intense Caucasian (and only Caucasian) male fetish, I am led to daydream about freaking with Rick James, despite the fact that I have never freaked before. Maybe RickJamesBiznitch can teach me how, judging from her electronically seductive energy and facetious words of guidance. A true character, she is a pro at pointing out your online flaws and keeping you in check. If only she could have been the nun who beat me with the ruler in Catholic school.
One day, when I'm roaming around Borders, I'll find that novel by RickJamesBiznitch...