The candidate endorsed by Stephen Colbert and his Super PAC "Americans for a better tomorrow, tomorrow".
Vote Rick Parry. With an A for America. With an A for Iowaaaaaaaa.
Rick Parry brings the sun to my day, the bullets to my 50 Caliber Desert Eagle, and the uranium to my nuclear bombs.
Vote for Parry, with an A for America, with an A, for Iowa. Not with an E as in Hitler. Rick Parry for president. That's what I would've said if I wasn't too late to make this description. Rick Parry for president.