Top Definition
A sick, old bald man who gives erroneous secret military briefings with the red tennis ball hanging out.

See also: red tennis ball.
Dude, I can't believe Rick Mayfield had the red tennis ball out. What a riot!

I was looking at it, and at first I thought it was a red tennis ball.
by Red Tennis Ball Lover July 26, 2007

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