Daytime TV presenter, famed for getting erections
), during items on knickers
, which he then vainly attempts to hide by corssing his legs or covering his trouser tent
with a soft furnishing or his wife's brassiere.
The latter is probably a trick learnt in boarding school
, where Madeley was a known player of man, woman, bulldog
Oh no, Richard Madeley's seen some flange
and has a stiffy
Richard Madeley was terrible at docking
- he was always getting erections
and so was generally frowned upon by the elder boys.