Daytime TV presenter, famed for getting erections (having wood), during items on knickers, which he then vainly attempts to hide by corssing his legs or covering his trouser tent with a soft furnishing or his wife's brassiere.

The latter is probably a trick learnt in boarding school, where Madeley was a known player of man, woman, bulldog and docking.

Daytime TV GOD.

husband of Judy.