A euphemism for dick
Simply replace the word “dick” with “Richard!”
What a Richard! = What a dick.
Suck my Richard! = Suck my dick.
I love Richard! = I love dick.
: A common but in a form of name in a sense of dominance; In most cases, the Letter "R" in its capital form shows a form of difference, but yet the name Richard is commonly used in human labeling. Richard is commonly reffered to as "Dick", which in fact is the nickname. Though some humor this fact, they tend to avoid the symbolism of the male dominance in the name, and the effect of impact in speech. The name, almost as other names, when introduced in a conversation, people who are in ear's reach of it would react to the specific name. In a way of hetero paradigm, Richard could be a "normal" living a "normal" life; A Richard could be reading this exact definition due to curiosity or suggestion or boredom; A Richard could have been born to the Earth to change it, to revolutionize, to excel and leave his mark upon the world. There is no proof nor evidence to the true definition of Richard, judging by the obvious fact that a person defines the term "Richard" in their own way..
Person 1: Please state your name and ID number, please.
Person 2: Richard, 100101
Person 1: What is your purpose for being here, Richard 100101 and why do you exist?
Person 2: Whether I am Richard or not is irrelevant, but my definition of my full purpose is the road I must follow to become the "Richard" I want to define.
To bitch constantly and/or to act as an ass hole at all times.
Stop being such a richards.
shockingly comical undersized phallus well below the lower bound of average
"richard! is that all you got? I'm gonna use the vibrator instead, good night"
"richard!" is a common expression of loathing and mockery pre-coitus aborting coitus