White girl: "Well, of course. His dad owns a successful business and they are doing quite well."
Kyle: You throw a penny on the ground and whoever gets it.
Alex: Actually, the richest person in the world is Mexican.
Kyle: Really? Haha, didn't know that.
Alex: I'm Mexican too.
John: No way! You look so White.
Alex: Yeah, I am White and Mexican, and I actually pay full tuition, unlike you two. I'm one of millions of Rich Mexicans.
Other oxymorons include: friendly blacks, sober Irishmen, Dumb Asians, poor Whites, straight faggots, Capitalist Communists, and Puerto Ricans who aren't dirty brown cigar rolling assclowns, and the list goes on.