Rich Bang

Rich is a simple, he likes:
-Late Night
-Ball
-Napping
-Reading
Why Should you date Rich?:
-He's committed (he's almost never missed a late night)
-He's a great body pillow
-His voice will charm your ass like sirens
-His name is Dick Bang

RIIIIIIIIICCCCHCHCHCH BAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNGARANG

I'm so lucky, I got Rich Bang as my first year roommate

by Rich Banger October 10, 2017