Top Definition
1. Driver's license for Asians (a.k.a. someone who can't drive)
2. How Asian people pronounces "license"
Guy 1: "Hey did you hear that David got his Risence?"
Guy 2: "Wait what how? He's an Asian, he can't drive!"
Guy 1: "Exactly."

Asian: "Me finarry got my ricense yesterday!!!"
Guy 1 to Asian: "I can't understand anything you just said."
Guy 2 to Guy 1: "Just change the "R"s to "L"s."
by CrazyJapBoy October 15, 2012

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