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An older man on the prowl for a younger woman and by definition, the gender opposite of the cougar. The rhino derives his name from his appearance because the specimen is more often than not both horny AND ugly. The rhino is usually found in warmer locales and can be spotted wearing either a flowered or pastel shirt (with 3 buttons opened to expose a mature mane of chest hair) tucked into khaki shorts and sporting boat shoes. Also look for horrendous dance moves, a white man's overbite, male pattern baldness and a penchant for picking up the bar tab.
"Hey, that guy's totally checking you out ... you should go for him!"
"Ugh, are you kidding me? He's a total rhino."
by Chantal & Chuck December 03, 2007
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To fasten an erect dildo on the top of your head, bend over, then charge and ram into your victim's butthole.
Bob: ... Johnny? Why do you have a dildo on your head?
Johnny: Oh, you'll see. Do you like rhinos?
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to kick someone with your knee up their butt without them knowing you're going to do it.
"that rhino she gave me hurt like hell!"
by Emily October 30, 2004
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I went to Africa, and I saw rhinos, lions, zebras, and cheetahs.
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Acronym for: Really Here In Name Only.

Persistent non-attender.
Used to describe a person who is on the books of an establishment or organization, but rarely shows up, such as long-term-sick employees or school truants.
"So did he show up for the history lecture?"

"Course he didn't, the kid's a fucking RHINO."
by Norman D. Landings April 14, 2009
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Equivalent to "the elephant" except the penis is erect.

Pull out pockets of jeans, stick penis out of fly.
Relax man, the elephant's fine. If he was doing the rhino, that's f*cked up.
by betterthanyourbetter November 15, 2010
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Verb.

To rhino is to make quick progress through rough terrain, such as a hill or tundra.
Example 1: "How do we get across this arduous ground?"

"Rhino through it, of course!"

Example 2: "I rhinoed across the pitch and scored like a beast from another world"
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