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Pretty much the most sexiest sexual being to walk among men. ladies most of the time arent walking among him only riding him. he is known to have a level of excellence none can match. walruses have the second largest penis but watch out none is matched by the first largest also not to mention a held record by yours truly.
literally this big

{Rhett Aldrich's penis above}
by Rhettoric of the round July 24, 2011