A shit that is COMPLETELY liquid, with absolutely no solid matter whatsoever. Also known as a Liquiturd. Usually a result of being sick with the flu or a severe virus. Not to be confused with a Taco Patty, which has a more oatmeal-like texture.
"I got the swine flu from Rosalinda, and had Rhea Perlman for four straight days! I almost shit myself twice!"
by Penis Mighty July 17, 2014