Guy #2: I know, he's always running his damn mouth when he shouldn't.
He also has an extremely kinky foot fetish, to the point where he and his wife tape their kinky escapades which somehow manage to go viral all over the internet for millions to see.
Son: "Oh nothing mother, it's just that crazy New York football coach, Rex Ryan, licking some woman's feet!"
Also, Rex Ryan is a little chubby, making his opinions much more dominant and understanding. If he was a slim fellow, he'd be given much more shit, but they know not to fuck with this guy.