Chocolates that are fun to eat in the cinema because you JUST DON'T KNOW what flavour you're going to get until you eat it.
(In a dark cinema)
Emma: Mm, Revels!
(Takes ones, eats it)
Emma: OMG EWW!! ORANGE!!!!!
1. Whore by nature, the Revel is a mythical creature that lure young boys, taunting them with her wizard, but never letting them into Oz.
2. A Revel can also be poppin' with pelvic thrusts and the appropriate hand gestures.
3. Finally, a Revel can be someone Edward Cullen would NEVER under ANY circumstances fall in love with, because she sleeps naked. And that repulses all wonderful minds, and human contact.
I would never go on a slip n slide with that stupid, smelly Revel.
"Drop it like it's hot," Revel.