a universal word for a fat gay kid who thinks he can rap and says he has a big penis when its only 2 inches long. He thinks he can get girls but really he has a gunt and he no lifes call of duty all day and dick rides people on facebook. to sum it up a Rettke is just another term for a faggotron, queer, faggot, homo, fatass, nolife, or a white person who thinks he can rap.
by mad vagina getter November 07, 2010

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