Being genuinely retired means that you began long ago to plan for the future and can now tell everyone except Mother Nature and Father Time to 'kiss ass'
-when someone stretches something that used to be funny to the point where it isnt (killed it)
-.....Alright, you're retired.
-Dude, it's retired. You fuckin killed it
I am so re-tired i will need a caffine enema to make it to lunch.