rectal retinitis 

This is a condition where your ass muscles are attached to your eye muscles; it gives you a shitty outlook on life.

He is so depressing, he must have rectal retinitis.

rectal retinitis by Bonnie Louise February 11, 2008

reginaitis 

A term used to show a person's complete fandom and admiration for the Russian born singer-songwriter Regina Spektor.

Derived from the song Reginasaurus, which says the disease is " a head ache and a heart ache, And a something and a little bit of a cute gastritis"

It is admirable among fans to be infected with Reginaitis, although outsiders are generally less accepting.

Person 1: Oh man, I just waited 6 hours on line for a general admission Regina Spektor concert while listening to Regina Spektor on my iPod, and it was the best day of my life.

Person 2: Call the doctor, someone has a severe case of Reginaitis!

reginaitis by AmandaBamanda July 6, 2010

resignitis 

A mysterious ailment that afflicts workers who have resigned but are working out their notice. It presents with minor symptoms and results in patchy attendance in the time leading up to their last day.

Where's Tom today?
Well, next Friday is his last day here, but he's been off all week so far with a bad case of resignitis.

resignitis by Viscomte June 30, 2017

Retiritis 

Looking forward to retirement

"Mrs. Clark is suffering from retiritis and using all 30 of her personal days in one year, " frowned the principal.

Retiritis by Red Baron 2017 May 25, 2016

REPTILITIS 

A disease that manifests itself with the same symptoms as the common cold but is really a virus spread by contact with snakes and lizards.

Your co-worker who owns a ridiculous number of snakes and lizards and is always coughing and sneezing has reptilis.

REPTILITIS by Anonymous222 May 9, 2005

rustinitis

An incurable disease you may get from sucking on rusty's dong. Can only get from a rusty. Symptoms include awesomeness, pervertedNess, being an asshole. Homosexual tendencies are common don't go to the doctors just bend over and take it, or bend someone over and stick it in.

You must have rustinitis, you got Krusty rustys in your ass.

rustinitis by Hugsndrugs August 5, 2017

Reminition 

Similar to a premonition, but about the past. The closest approximation would be Socrates' idea of recollection.

Wow, it just remembered something as if I never knew it, and it was all so clear. It was like a ... reminition.

Reminition by dj clock whyse January 3, 2006