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Reticulous - adjective
A combination between ridiculous and retarded normally said when someone or something says something extremely stupid. When describing someone you can either call them a reticulous person or reticularded if they are extremely retarded.
Craig: Shall we have Brelundin
Paddy: Nah its only 22:17 Don't be Reticulous

Craig: I think the green lantern is better than batman
Summer: Dont be reticulous its just cos you have a massive gay man crush on the green lantern

Craig would be an example of a reticulous or reticularded person because his stupidity is beyond ridiculous
by Paddy and Sam September 08, 2010
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to be ridiculously meticulous and reticulated
Adriana: "See how well defined, even, and perfect the bed is?"
Adam: "OMG Andriana you are so Reticulous! But it looks perfect to jump on now."
Adriana: "Don't or I'll kill you!"
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A combination of the words ridiculous and meticulous. Meaning ridiculously meticulous. An adjective describing a person that pays an incomprehensible amount of attention to detail and precision.
Johnny's dance moves are so utterly precise and perfected that he's bordering on reticulous.
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