Retard on IRC 

What tasty is when he's on IRC.

12:08AM <tasty> shouldn't it be "Assid-aydes-kunt"

Retard on IRC by Billab0ng March 12, 2003

FULL ON RETARD 

When someone is so ridiculously stupid, and cannot handle even the simple things.

Did you hear about President Trump, he's a full on retard.

FULL ON RETARD by MM7000 November 2, 2018

running on retard 

When a lack of sleep/ energy causes a fully functional adult to 'zone-out', become forgetful or impatient, and possibly run in to furniture/ walls.

EXAMPLE:

'Why are you staring at the oven? You've been there for 5 minutes and haven't moved...'
'Sorry, I'm running on retard. Kitty kept me up with her fussiness last night... Didn't sleep a wink.'
EXAMPLE:
Walking out the front door and realizing you forgot your keys, then walking back inside only to forget what you went inside for until you try to lock the front door... AGAIN.

running on retard by TaTa Bondage January 17, 2011

One-Stop Retard Chav 

A chav who, on catching a bus, walks all the way to the back seat of the top deck and then gets off at the next stop. These morons end up walking further by doing this than they would if they walked to the next stop. And they pay for the privilege. This must seriously deplete their McDonald's money.

Look at that gormless cretin going upstairs for one stop.
What the fuck?!!
Its a One-Stop Retard Chav.
That explains it.

One-Stop Retard Chav by Gruzzo August 23, 2006

On the trail of the ever illusive M.Renard 

v. to be out getting drunk on gin. In order to catch the crafty fox from French folklore one must visit drinking holes and order large gins as this is most likely where the gentlemanly vulpine will be found. Of course he is a devious creature and extremely difficult to find so many establishments will have to checked and lots of gin will have to be ordered. The meaning is similar to chasing the dragon. (There is always a risk that while you are rolling around on the floor of some dive enveloped in Mother's Ruin that Monsieur Renard will be at your house seducing your wife) This course of action is highly inadvisable.

"I have a day off tomorrow, it should give me an excellent chance to get on the trail of the ever illusive M.Renard"

On the trail of the ever illusive M.Renard by Alistair Drummond February 28, 2005

retardon 

The result of someone who is turned on by a mentally handicapped person causing a boner, based on the combination of the words "retard" and "hardon."

"I accidentally clicked on some retard porn and I was surprised when I got a total retardon!"

retardon by The Urban Queen Again August 25, 2013

Retardondo 

A weird way of saying retard. Used commonly in elementery schools located in Texas because of its high number of mexicans.

girl: Ricky is SUCH a retardondo!

Retardondo by Cherry On Topp December 28, 2005