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The random time occurring daily were you instinctively do stupid things to your significant other. retard time can occur any time and any where and knows no boundaries....
during retard time yesterday lorrin tried to shove a turkey baster in my asshole, and i counter retarded with the ass clinch of a 7 year old.
by MitchNLauren November 06, 2011

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