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Either an incredibly smart person who can help you in a shopping crisis. Or a complete fuck-nugget who dicks around all day and decides not to help you period with anything due to a glandular problem, or just plain incompetence.

Some retail employees are exceptionally attractive males or females and sometimes you may lust after them to to the point of statutory rape.
That Retail employee is fucking around with my request, I hope Zeus casts lightning down upon him/her.

Did you see that female retail employee? Her ass was so round and firm you could do sexual things to it!
by Asshat McSpazzypants November 29, 2008

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