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1.

The ultimate in perfection. A beautiful, intelligent, sexy and successful person that you can't help but want to be with all the time.
She is so Reta.
by John Edward Howard September 02, 2008
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2.
reta means your are retarted
will you shut up you reta.
by josh smith February 20, 2005
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