Top Definition
-To be accountable for your masturbation.
-To respond with an air of testicular sarcasm. or a simple skeet sound. To respond simple with a 'fap' motion.
Example 1-
John can responsibate with pride having throughly prepared his bed with wipes and tissues.

Example 2-
Mary: "So who are you voting for?"
Ted: Responsibates a reply by performing a jerk off motion while followed by a splat noise.
by Jara Daj August 24, 2012

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