An online dance music magazine which keeps society in check by reminding us that German minimal techno is the only type of music worth bothering with.
It has saved millions of lives by warning the population away from sophisticated music with actual melodic content.
Its main headquarters can be found in Berlin, due to the German capital being the only city in the world to have nightclubs.
Richie Hawtin can sometimes be seen around the building carrying a copy of Traktor, and being harrassed by literally thousands of worshippers who really know what is important when it comes to music.
Thank fuck for Resident Advisor - the ultimate be-all-and-end-all of dance music journalism.