Hipster 1: "seriously, dude, does having your hat pulled up like that make any difference?"
Hipster 2: "Yeah dude, that looks pretty ghey."
Reservoir Tip-ster: *walks off to shakespeare class in shame*
-"Look at those fools! How do their hats stay on?"
-"Socks man. A bunch of reservoir tipsters."
-"That one smells like PBR"