1. Guy your mom was probably with when she was drunk 2. Guy your mom was probably with again when she sobered up 3. Guy who left your mom 8 dirty messages on her answering machine 4. Guy who probably gave your mom that oozing sore on her upper lip 5. Probably your real father
Congratulations you're our 12th caller! You win 3 weeks of sub-standard sex & bukakke bondage with Requiett! You'll fly to beautiful San-fucking Diego where you'll stay in our trusted contact's G-Shank's spacious luxury heavy-duty, styrofoam-packed, corrugated condominum. You'll enjoy fine dining in dark alley garbage bins behind Korean take-out dives, and rub elbows with the likes of Louis the Spaniard Man-Pimp, and Linda "The 13-Inch Labia" Pullman. We hope you enjoy your trip, and thanks for listening to KFIT.
by Requiett November 13, 2004