Repunzel is this bitch with real long hair, and so this ho locked her away in some really high tower somewhere. So then, right, some fella came along and heard her singing, so he was like "Repunzel, Repunzel let down your hair, so i can climb the golden stair" and then she was like aright so then she let down her hair and he climbed up to save her. She was so thrilled she said "hey, you wanna do ass to mouth?" and he was like "bitch, you wastin my minutes."
Repunzel looked innocent, but little did the prince know she was actually one dirty bitch.