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Pimps. With Dubs on their Rides. Republicans are good, decent, hardworking Americans who oppose the gay, pro-choice, pro-stupid agendas of liberals. Whereas Republicans beleive in God & country, Democrats believe in sucking the country dry of its morals and values like the atheistic assholes they are.
Furthermore, Republicans aren't pussy ass bitches who complain and cry everytime we have to lay the smackdown on some country that commits genocide against its own people (Iraq, anyone?) America runs shit, everybody else just lives here. But the Democrats get their feelings hurt when the French and Germans call us big meanies cuz we don't listen to their every command. Excuse me, monsieur, I am soooo sorry. Shut the fuck up and make me some Freedom Toast. If that isn't enough, the Republicans are the only reason this country acts with the valor and courage to use its strength for making the world a better place, with one less dictator. Anybody who thinks Republicans are homophobic, racist bigots is somebody who sucks waaaayyyy too much cock for their own good. Yeah, I guess Republicans are narrow-minded cuz they dont want their kids watching TV with some homo ramming another dude in the ass. What a bunch of assholes. Also, the last thing you need to know is that the Republicans care about the poor MORE than the Democrats. What, you say? Yeah, if you've ever taken even a remedial economics course at your local community college you would know that transferance of money from the rich to the poor creates a system by which the incentive to work decreases for the impoverished. Thus, the economy suffers because there are less people in the labor force which in turn raises the unemployment rate and the rich have less money to invest into the economic infrastructure. If you're a Democrat, you were probably too asinine to understand the point or the words in front of you. Peace. George Clooney: I am liberal dickwad who blows a lot of smoke up people's asses about what I think because as an actor, I am the foremost authority on fiscal and socio-economic policy. I also eat asshole for fun.
Bill O'Reilly: I'm one of millions of Republicans and I'm bout to beat yo ass you crybaby muthafucka. POW!!! |
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A political party that tries to push its Christian beliefs onto the American people, even though we have a sepaation of church and state.
Furthemore, they support war without knowing all the facts, which cost innocent lives in the process. You can recommend this for deletion all you want, but whichever way you look at it, the repubicans are bigots, and homophobes, and war hungry people.
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People who usurp their own religious beliefs to defend their policies. Which is a sin.
People who wish to force their religion upon others while stimultaneously not living up to their religion's expectations. Which, according to Jesus, is a sin. People who support war and then use "thou shalt not kill" as a reason against abortions. People who say they are for less government controll over the individual, and then enforce the PATRIOT ACT, the sanctity of marriage amendment, and other civilian intrusions. People who lower taxes for the wealthiest one percent. People who get in to office thanks to the less educated population states. (A proven fact) People who accuse Democrats of being spendthrifts while bankrupting our economy. People who work for their self interests, and the interests of their campaign funders and benifactors, while in office. (Well, Democrats are infamous for that as well.) A party that once was good, but then the southern influence came in. People who accuse Liberals of being whiners while bitching about: Gay People, Public Displays of the Ten Commandments, and Civil Rights. The antithesis of progress see hypocrites Inbred Reactionaries Peter Griffin:
"Hey Lois, look at me. I'm the two symbols of the Republican party. An elephant, and a Fat White guy who's threatened by change." A Republican "Damn them Liberals! First they let the women vote, then they let the blacks vote, then they let the black women vote, and now they want us to make peace with a country that did absolutely nothin to us." |
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A collection of goose stepping low lifes. These people put the wealthy, special interests, and Republican Christianity first, and the American people - especially the poor and vulnerable - last.
Cut taxes on the rich so they'd have more money. Cut social support for people. Throw money into the security money hole. Fight blood soaked oil wars. Try to privatize and wreck social security. Strip Americans of their basic Constitutional and Human Rights. These are a few things that Republicans have done. What do you call a busload of Republicans going through the gates of a maximum security prison?
A good start! |
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At one time, men and women of honor. In more recent times it has turned into a party full of criminals and ethical slimebags. Slowly becoming the next Nazi party due to the efforts of George W. Bush. A party of cowards and low lifes who have little respect for human life, they get all fired up about unborn people, but once the person is born they figure that mom and baby can go F themselves if they need any sort of help. A group who's fall is coming in both 2006 and 2008! George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Condi Rice, most of Congress, and so on.
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Members of the Republican Party, believed to once be a cult, they try to demolish the States and the rest of the world with the following:
a) pushing christian beliefs on the country b) eating BBQ c) funding "the Passion of the Christ" d) starting wars for no reasons e) starting wars to distract the country from other terrorists f) etc. a) Marriage is supposed to between a man and a woman!
-translates to- Those fashionable homosexuals laughed at my boots in highschool! Revenge! b) Lets watch the e-lek-ti-un coverage whiles we eats us some BBQ at Mom's! c) godgodgod d) Well... Dat guy... Saddam... He's one bad mother fucker. Lets go kill peoples and SMOKE 'IM OUT. e) Osama? |
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The political arm of the Religious Right Republican opposition to stem cell research, their call for amending the constitution because of gay marrige, their hostility to Roe v. Wade, and their pandering in the Schiavo case are all explained by the fact that Republicans have become the political arm of Christian conservatives
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Someone who has clearly never read the Bill of Rights, even the first freaking clause. Republicans will stare at you like an alien if you mention "Congress shall make no law respecting the establishment of a religion..."
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