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A morally repressed person who feels deeply guilty about their sexuality, and whose sole purpose in life is to make you feel guilty, too.
The church lady who knocked at my door this morning turned red as a rose when my stripper girlfriend answered it wearing nothing but pasties and a g-string. Judging by her reaction, the church lady must have been a Republican.
by Joe the Dumber July 26, 2010
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A greedy punk bitch, usually of the caucasian race, whom are idiotic enough to vote a crook into office.
Wow you would think after all the credible evidence that the President jacked his first term election, the republicans wouldn't re-vote such a person back into office.
by B JizZle September 24, 2006
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A right wing, rich, upper class, yuppie, holyer-than-thou, coke snorting, anarchy type political party who are so conservative they don't want to change anything. They are against anything that is not approved by God, and are always claiming that the democrats are evil.
Person: I'm a Republican.

Person2: I hate you.
by Mr. Zimpy November 22, 2009
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A poorly educated politician who is against government programs and policies that help the poor, improve public education, regulate business, provide better working conditions for workers, make everyone more financialy secure and make the country safer such as welfare, medicare, medicaid, social security, federal deposit insurance credit, the american dep. of agriculture, minimum wage etc. They try to privatize and totally destroy healthcare and social security. Republicans also try to force their religion on the nation and teach christianity in public schools even though there's separation of church and state. Republicans violate everyones personal privacy rights such as abortion and they pass the patriot's ACT. They are against abortion yet they will always be there to sentence someone to capitol punishment for a minor crime and they start wars for no reason. Republicans also refuse to provide funding for stem cell research even if it could help us find a cure for cancer. They believe in an economic system where 1% of the population controls 99% of the wealth, where the tax burden is on the middle class and where multi-billion dollar corporations arent't expected to pay any taxes whatsoever.
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by ninjastrike125 June 20, 2010
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1. a proud upright individual who indulges in gratutious fossil fuel burning, hunting, tractor driving, tax cuts for the wealthy, doing away with social welfare, and loving God and guns.

2. also a sworn enemy of liberals and people who care about trivial things like world peace, the environment, and education.
Dickey is a model republican. He smacked a PETA activist yesterday because he eats hamburgers, enjoys hunting, and thinks that protesters should get a job and pay their taxes instead of using welfare to drain the government.
by Pomela July 18, 2005
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A redneck, gun loving, democracy hating, hypocrite that typically belives democratically elected leaders are tyrants, fascists, or Socialists, despite the fact that in reality the US already has elements of Socialism in place. Responsible for 90% of America's current problems. Synonyms of Republicans include bullshit, dumbfucks, and elitist ignorant bastards
Republicans make good cannon fodder
by Screw Republicans March 03, 2010
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Someone who's pillow I wipe my dick on after I bang the shit out of his wife.
"Man, if that republican boss of mine only knew how loud that bitch can scream."
by Running out of patience July 10, 2008
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