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A political party, formed in Ripon Wisconsin in 1850s. Funny that their main platform was anti-slavery but now Democrats have the black vote. Lincoln was the first Republican, he was killed (durr). The elephant symbol was actually created in a cartoon after Democrats attempted to scare Republicans into thinking that President Grant would run for a 3rd term. The cartoon showed the Republicans as a huge elephant unscared by the rearing of the Democrat Jackass. The Republican philosophy encourages individual liberty, individual decision-making, entrepreneurship, and creativity.

I wish they'd be against welfare, food stamps, government grants, border jumpers (wet backs), and other idiots that ruin this fair country. They should be more for weed, drinking, and free liberties. But, you can't have both, so, between Republicans and Democrats, I choose the better compromise.
Democrats would be a whole lot smarter if they voted for Republicans
by Biff Justice October 30, 2005
89 160
People who like to use their brains to:
1)Amass enormous sums of money.
2)Prevent democrats from developing legal ways of stealing it.
Intelligent life does indeed exist on Earth, as evidenced by republicans.
by smithbones March 22, 2008
213 287
Used to be the party that stood for something. Has recently abandoned core principles, which is why it is divided right now.
Half the party still believes in personal responsibility, ingenuity, and resolve.
Believes that the very Government that has screwed every social program up, from social security, to infrastructure funding, to the banking industry, should not be the same entity that oversees healthcare.
The cavemen who would hunt, gather, fish, navigate, and kept the society generally productive were Republicans.
Un-educated up to high school diploma holders are generally NOT Republicans.
Those who go to college, and receive high degrees(i.e Bachelors), doctorites, or PhDs ARE majority Republican.
Republican: I have provided you the ends and the means to which you can become successful.

Democrat: Take that man's money! Evil! Lie! Lie! Lie! Lyer! Lying! Lie! Lie! I like to aimlessly throw around the word "lie"!
by AmericanMade November 23, 2008
17 92
The most commonly mis-judged party. Most people that consider themselves Republican use what's know as "common sense".
Core belief: Less Government, More people, meaning the government is here to protect the country, not take away freedoms.
The government is not at fault for the American public spending more than they can afford. American citizens need to take responsiblity for their own actions.
Republicans aren't all rich, greedy, gay bashing, racist Christians.
A common belief is that most Republicans are against abortion. The true belief is that the party believes it's a womans right to choose, but should not use abortion as a method of birth control, and there should be required counselling before and after.
Most Republican's do not see color, do not care of your sexual orientation, and want this world to be a better place.
Due to the rise of celebrity popularity, the party of common sense is dying off. Most young people would rather follow their favorite celebrity than actually research.
Suggestion: Rather than being a drone to your favorite celebrity, research for yourself and have a mind of your own.
If you're "liberal", which means being of open mind, quit being hypocritical. If your party is defined as "open minded" then prove it.
Republican's are nothing but racist, gay bashing, oil grubbing, greedy bastards.

Most Republican's are free thinkers, and are treated poorly by opposing parties.

They treated me worse than a convicted murdering rapist and it was only because I told them I was a Republican.

The typical American Democrat will have an open heart, pocket book, mind to anyone and everyone...that is unless they're Republican
by Desiree0312 October 16, 2008
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My mother who didn't abort me.
Don't believe all the hype about Republicans or Democrats, they are both cut from the same cloth, exist for the same purpose, use the same methods, and are defined here by the same people on the so called opposite side of the political spectrum.
by Jimmy Buckets July 06, 2005
52 130
someone who doesn't approve of the murder of innocent babies.
I am a Republican. I don't think it should be legal for mothers to murder their own child for selfish reasons.
by 12345678910republican March 27, 2010
26 109
people who cut taxes and try to help big buissness grow and beileve that people should take care of their own problems and not look for the goverment to help them.since the 1960's though Republicans have become more racesist and have lost their values of being civil to others.before the 60's the Ideal republican was a Herbert Hoover or an Abe lincoln.Today the Ideal Republican is Ronald Reagan or a George Bush.Although republicans are responsibel for all the Rescions(except 1) and one Depression they have won the majority of their elections since they are funded by more rich powerfull corperations.
Famous Republican and what they have done.
1.Abe lincoln-freed slaves and helped the south win the war.
2.Theodore Roosevelt-the most hardcore president ever he punched a congress men lead a calvary charge up suan jan hill and had stick fights on the whitehouse lawn or his back yard he also orderd a Secret Service agent to fight him.T.R got a black high but promoted the 6.5 secret service man.He also built the panama canal,and made the U.S the most powerfull country.Unlike other republicans he beileved in looking after peoples welfare
2.Herbert Hoover-lead us to our only depresion but he did set up ww1 charitys with his own money and didnt except his pay check for president(he gave it to charity.He was also a succesfull buisnessman.
3.Richard Nixon-lead the country into a Recsion and got kicked out of office.Open china somewhat
4.Ronald Reagan-lead the country into a rescions and spent alot of money on Military programs that dont work and still dont work.He also started alot of mini-war type skirmishes that were unnesary.He also told the country in a speach that he freed jews at a concentration camp even though he had never fought in WW2.Reagan was a Democrat early in his political career and was a union member.Durring his second term his admistration got caught up in the Iran-Contra but got away. bush-an unsucesful buisman and former national gaurd and horrible texas govenor he became president after clinton.He lead the country into a Resion right after Clinto lead us to a Surplus.He also sent troops to Afghanstan where we kicked the Tailbans ass but let Osma get away.(sortive like Hitlers Dunkirk).He also kicked Saddams ass when we sent troops to Iraq but lied to The U.N and the U.S about weapons of mass destrucion.
by conservitives are such stiffs March 09, 2005
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