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A person of American origin who obstensibly votes for a certain political party called Republicans. There are in fact three distinctive types of Republicans:
1) those who call themselves fiscal conservatives and focus primarily on promoting free enterprise, lowering of federal and state taxes, and cutting government regulations to allow the market more leeway; 2) those who call themselves social conservatives, who focus on promoting religious orthodoxy in both a social and political environs, the curtailing of 'permissive' acts of sexuality, and generally promoting the vague standard of 'family values'; and 3) serious evil f-cks who take both aspects of 1) and 2) to extreme levels, who have no tolerance for others of dissenting opinions, who declare everyone and their parents 'traitors' at the slightest provocation, and are more than enjoying themselves with the thought of dragging the entire planet into Hell.
On no account should you allow a Type-3 Republican to read 'Weekly Standard' to you. Not because anything he says will convince you but because he'll start foaming at the mouth and you'll have to clean up the mess.
Well, yes, I'm a repubican but I'm from the wing of the party that actually tries to be nice to people.
by Paul Wartenberg May 14, 2003
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A person who typically suffers from some form of Paranoid Personality Disorder.
Sally Kern is a Republican legislator from Oklahoma who believes that America's gays are responsible for the Bu$h recession.
by WiserOne July 04, 2009
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1.communist
2.the reason for the very things they are against. like welfare.

the standard logic function of an average republican is that of an us vs.them mentality. inciting disregard for individuals that do not resemble their 'communal' demographic(white, christian, straight, rich). hence the inevitiable relation to communism.
dumbfucktarpulican: i vote republican because not everyone can be on welfare.

Me: you ARE the reason for welfare, jackass.
by krystalxlyte March 23, 2009
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This is a true, and non-biased definition of the American poltical party. For insults, satire, and sarcasm, refer to anywhere else on this page.

Republicans generally speaking hold a right wing political stance. They believe that the economy should offer as much freedom as possible. They believe that capitalism and the free market are best in their purest, unregulated forms.

Republicans also hold the view that personal choices and personal freedoms should be restricted, in order to hold up a good "morale" for the nation.

This can be seen by issues such as abortion and gay marriage. Republicans generally hold the belief that both of these should be made illegal by the government in order to preserve "morality" and "traditional practices." (The quotes are there, because these things are relative.)

Republicans generally oppose stringent to moderate gun control.

Republicans generally support tradition and belief as opposed to innovation and progression.


Also, they eat babies.
Sean Hannity just interviewed Rush Limbaugh on Fox News. I didn't think so much republicanism could fit in one room.
by YHHAWNFTPSHI February 03, 2009
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This is an actual conversation I had with an actual rebuplican.

Seth-So are you Republican or Democrat?
Me-Democrat. Why?
Seth-I'm a republican. If Obama becomes president me and my friend are going to assasinate him.
Me-Why? Obama seems like a pretty good guy to me.
Seth-I think our president should be full American. Not African American.
Me-Thats really rascist and stupid. You're a jerk. Do you even know what republicans believe?
Seth-Well, I don't know what we believe, but I know the democrats are stupid.
Me-Are you pro life or pro choice?
Seth-What does that mean?
Me-Pro choice means you're for the choice of abortion. Pro life means you're against abortion.
Seth-Pro choice because republicans are for choices.

by holly the ginger kid. September 15, 2007
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1. In Ireland, someone who wants the Six Counties back. Typically votes for Sinn Fein, although in the 26-county republic the centre-right majority party Fianna Fail have tried to steal the mantle.

2. In general, someone who supports democracy and dislikes monarchies, even as figureheads.

3. In the United States, someone who screams about persecution of a minority when the minority is very rich and the "persecution" comes in the form of taxation. The symbol is an elephant, presumably because the trunk hoovers up all the money. Someone who is staunchly pro-life ... at least if the life in question can afford a good lawyer. Will fight the terrorists du jour with every nigger/spic/piece of poor white trash they can scoop off the streets, but not themselves and not with their Johnny. You don't have to be an imbecile to be a Republican, but it certainly helps. Living proof of the falsity of their own cherished belief in the pseudoscience of Creationism. You'd think that in three billion seconds, never mind three billion years, God would have gotten it right.
I'm a Republican! Long live the 32-county republic!

I'm a Republican! Down with the Queen!

I'm a Republican, thank God! Where's my next trillion bucks gonna come from?
by Fearman November 05, 2007
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Conservative, right-winged devout Christians, all Southerners except one Southerner educated and smart enough, is usually a Baptist, that has a fascist lock on how this country should be absolute Christian run, because they think it will make it perfect and please God, even though they know how good they have it, and they're in denial because they know religion sucks, and they love secularism, but they think they'll get some afterlife by pleasing God, so they keep it to themselves. They think as long as it pleases God, it should be able to be voted in, which is extremely fascist and dangerous to the constitution's secularism. The News station of every republican is Fox News. To them, other news stations are lefty and biased. Lefty Liberals may be dangerous, but republicans are just as dangerous. They think people like me who have mental disorders don't need help, and while suffering, we need only 'God'. They believe abortions are wrong because their holy book says so. For constitution's sake, mind you, any party that uses a holy book should be flagged as an abomination. They also favor various other things in the name of their religion, which is an abomination, and disgrace to the constitution & America which was founded to be a FREE & SECULAR country, They've discarded our freedoms so much, they've gotten In God We Trust, and Under God put in as our motto and pledge. Beware of this party. As an Independent myself, I could also write a song and dance for the democrats too.
That mentally disturbed pothead over there goes to church every week because he thinks everything he gets by working hard is given to him by the Christian God, and thinks Fox News and Republicans are the best party and news, unbiased and completely truthful.
by VanillaCoffee April 03, 2010
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