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Traditionally meant, "For the Republic," connotating "One for the people," as opposed to One who sides with an ideological "Empire," and initially had NOTHING to do with Right/Left-wing politics.

Ideologically speaking, Republicans' sworn enemy is not the Democrat, but the Imperial. However, there has been a switch in the labelling, and the party with interests in helping people by means of utilizing a/the Government run by the people (Republic/Republican) is actually a political view held by the Democrats (for example, Welfare, Civil Rights, Health Care, Education, ETC.)

The now-labelled "Republicans" bear a closer resemblance to Imperials (Exploitation, inconsideration, coercement of beliefs, etc.) than the traditional definition of Republicans.
Modern Democrat = Traditional Definition Republican

Modern Repubican = Imperial
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1. Scientific evidence that American Indians had sexual intercourse with buffalo during the middle to late 19th Century. Since the buffalo has been hunted to near extinction, they now breed almost exclusively with their brothers and sisters.

2. Unintelligent, inbred hicks who think that screwing over working men and women with tax breaks for corporations and the rich actually helps them, that there are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, and that George W. Bush is a patriot despite the fact that during Vietnam he dodged the draft by getting into a National Guard unit from which he promptly went AWOL. See also: gullible, stupid, moron, rube. douchebag, dipshit.

They are commonly found in any of the following places:

a. Prison

b. Gay or redneck Bars

c. Mental Institutions

d. Trailer Parks

e. Country Music Concerts

f. Larry the Cable Guy Shows

g. Underneath Outhouses

h. Gun Shows

i. Hospital Emergency Rooms (usually as the result of something procured at h. above)

The first thing a Republican girl says after having sex for the first time is: "git off me pa, yor crushin' mah cigretts!"
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A US political party that is known for its strong closeted homosexuality and hatred of women, children, the US Constitution, freedom, and justice. They are famous for declaring that government is incapable of functioning well and proving it by being really bad leaders. They are often characterized by being failed businessmen that are baled out by their fathers and by Saudi oil barons. They generally test between 60 and 80 on standardized IQ tests and must therefore wear drool catchers in public. In addition to being gay, not that there is anything wrong with that, they are often paedophiles and enjoy sticking fruits and vegetables into the eye sockets of cute kittens.

See Larry Craig, Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush, Mark Foley, Newt Gingrich, and Hitler.
What was the cause of the downfall of American society, the destruction of freedom all over the world, and a 10 fold increase in gas prices over eight years? Republicans.
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Any person who is hypocritical, obsessed with wealth and authority, devoid of compassion or empathy, gets an erection from guns and bombs, is incapable of honesty, cowardly, unable to produce origianl or creative thoughts, a rascist defender of White Privalege with a whiney bitchass sense of entitlement, extremely narrow-mined, ethnocentric, cheap, and blaims all the worlds problems on Democrats, minorities, or foriegners. They can often be seen driving Ford F150 Trucks with "Bush '04" stickers still on them five years later. Typically they were the fat, ugly, aukward, or boring kids in High School who never got laid and weren't smart enough to sit with the nerds. They grow up and attempt to horde money, because women will only fuck them if they are rich.
Ex: Who are all those pricks at that bogus tea party gathering? Republican astroturf douchebags who can't figure out that Obama actually lowered their taxes...fuckin idiots!!!
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Slang for someone who resorts to persoanl attacks that are unrelated to the topic at hand when his or her side is losing at something.

Not necessarily related to politics.
SCOREBOARD- Trojans 8 : Spurmz 1

BOB: That was a great basketball game, we won! Now pay up.
TED: No you didn't!
BOB: Your team needs to work on it's defence.
TED: You cheated! The referree was an alumni of your school! All the fans in the crowd were for the Trojans too! If there was Spurm support we would have won! You lost bitch! This whole confrence is pro-tro!!! LOSER.
BOB: Yeah, well the scoreboard says differntly.
TED: FUCKING CRYBABY! Why don't you go cry about some more to your momma?!
BOB: Huh? Don't be such a republican, Ted.
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An ancient member of the biological order Primates. This species of ancient primates have the intelligence level of a bar of soap. Following their leader, George W. Bush ( Republicana Bushata ), they have single-handedly gained control of the most powerful country in the world, and have made everyone else their enemy. They do not approve of anybody who do not believe in the same religion as them. It took them very sneaky and hard work, but they were able to cheat people and rig elections in such a way that got them to the top fo the government. They single-handedly destroyed the definition of a Democracy. The PATRIOT Act violates EVERYONE's rights. They are also too busy killing many Iraqi and other middle-eastern people who they believe are terrorists only because they are Islamic. So how is the government serving THEIR people? Good question! Raising the country debt by trillions of dollars and not providing health insurance for every citizens seems to make these Republican creatures a popular species!! They claim to have found weapons of mass destruction in the country of Iraq. It's not joke!! Here I have pictures!! Try the link below for all pictures of weapons of mass destruction found in Iraq!
"Lower taxes" is a common cry of the wild Republican primate. This translates into English as "Allow me to raise the country debt a couple trillion dollars more!"

They are using this senseless "War on Terrorism" which is another cry of this lower lifeform which translates into English as "A pointless war taht can never end which is meant to distract the people from the real problems".
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The party in which the wealth exceeds the IQ 1000 to 1.
George W. Bush, Bush Sr, Gerald Ford, Richard Nixon, Herbert Hoover... See what I mean??
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