Has a shrunken wallnut cushioned by sawdust instead of a cerebrum, and has difficulty in performing more than one task at the same time, such as breathing and movement. An occupant of heaths such as Hampstead he believes he is the most popular guy around.
United are 6 points clear of the Rent Boys in the Premiership. Oy, Rent Boys - keep that trophy nice & shiny coz we're coming to take it back to Old Trafford where it belongs, you shandy-drinking soft Southern shites!!!
Dennis (Un)Wise may now be manager of the Sheep Shaggers but he'll always be a Rent Boy to me!
2. "Fetch me a rent boy"