ugly, anoxeric, transexual, whore, who shouldn't have married kenny chesney, bad actress, has a chode
, and just down right sucks
Renee zellweger is a man!
Not your two cent actress, completely talented, nominated 3 times for an Academy Award and won one for her role as Ruby in Cold Mountain. She's gorgeous, she's unconventional, she's zesty. She did Kenny Chesney a favor. Recently claimed a spot on the Hollywood Walk of Fame (2005), well deserved.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Renee Zellweger.
An actress, married to Kenny Chesney
, who has won an Oscar and three Golden Globes.
Renée Zellweger was in the musical, Chicago.
the anti viagra
, i.e. the cure for a case of the boners
Looking at a picture of Renee Zellweger is a one way trip to flaccid-ville
A well known actress that can act quite well but DAMN she's ugly.
Renee Zellweger has three important awards but she is STILL ugly.
Renee Zellweger: An extraordinarily hideous actress who looks like she's suffering from a variety of different syndromes; namely: anaphylactic shock, constipation, variola major (smallpox), and bloating.
Just look at Renee Zellweger's "un-touched" photos. Serious allergic reaction there.
She's fantastic. The only woman not selling out in Hollywood.
The name is everybody's lips is...Roxy(Renée Zellweger).
A magic incantation that makes a giant, painful shit
come out when you say it. If the pain of a dump is so heinous it makes you pull a face like Renee Zellweger, speaking her name is the only way to guarantee it's safe passage.
When spoken properly it sounds like this "RRRRRRRRRReneeezellwegAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH....."
Dude I just took the biggest shit, it was a full on Renee Zellweger.