a member of society who appears hardened by war, but once you get him to crack a joke he is an open and gentle guy. Typically likes working with his hands and loves being there to make other people happy and feel special. May have moments of insanity, but those are few and far between. Loves being there for anyone and everyone he can be.

A manufacturer of firearms that has excelled in making guns of the highest quality.

Remington is a carefree spirit with gigolo instincts. a lover of all beings and master of his domain. one who receives countless "gun, television show, razor and type-writer references" but lacks an angry response because he's better than that. in fact, Remington is quite witty and usually plays along.

A sweet, handsome young man that cares about his girl(:

A short, gnome-like man (akin to a leprechaun) from Podunk, North Dakota.

It is extremely difficult to find a Remington amongst your friends. Remingtons are almost always small-medium height, light coloured hair and blue eyes. Remingtons are fun, bubbly, loud and bright: usually full of energy and sport-orientated.

The bad side to a Remington is even harder to find then a Remington herself, as they are almost always flawless in their actions towards others. They sorround theirselves with good friends: generally Maddies, Jacks, Georgias and Olivias. You may also find an Alice or a Lucy amongst them.

If you think you've found yourself a Remington, count yourself very lucky!

A Remington is a dive bar where old country rednecks and hillbillies drink Pabst Blue Ribbon on draft while listening to crusty old country music from the 60's. We refer to such musical nightmares as Geritolpolooza! The average age of the customers is 62, many of whom arrive in walkers or wheelchairs. They can't drink alcohol because it interferes with their meds. The bar closes at 10pm because they leave at 9pm so as not to miss bedtime at 9:30pm. If you are looking for a good time, do NOT go to anything named REMINGTON'S!