, to kick the ass of whomever you're releasing the kraken on
I'm totally going to release the kraken on that test tomorrow
The act of shitting after a long period of constipation.
Kyle: "Man, I haven't taken a shit in a week."
Nick: "Dude! It's about time you release the Kraken!"
–verb (used with object) To take a dump / to take a number two, also used when a male is going to pull out his penis
Mike is busy releasing the Kraken.
Hey Honey, let's go to our room and I will release the Kraken.
A phrase yelled when using the toilet, taking a poo, flushing a toilet, etc. Derived from a famous line in "Clash of The Titans" when "that one guy unleashed that giant sea monster."
"Hold on, I need to take a dump." Roommate- "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
Walks into public restroom-(yells)"Release the Kraken!"
When an angry bull-dyke pulls out the biggest dildo in her arsenal.
When Martha was finally able to fit her fist into Gertrude's vaginal canal she knew it was time to "Release the Kraken!"
As Larry lifted his leg he proclaimed, "Release The Kraken!"
The point at which a friendly razzing turns ugly. Usually resulting in all third parties removing themselves from the awkward situation.
Brad: "Nice flavor savor
Jake, looks like a hedgehog got stuck to your lip."
Jake: "I fucked your sister."
Friends: "Release the Kraken!"