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relaxin pirate 

1. one who chills so hard they hustle chilling
a) weed (or other) dealers- smokes weed all day and gets to chill all day and the better they are at getting other people to come chill with them and smoke more weed the harder they hustle the chill
b) rapper- lives a life of chilling, smoking weed, perhaps gang-banging, working out, playing/watching sports and whatever else by day and then partying, doing drugs, drinking, and having sex by night, all supported by their ability to talk about this lifestyle in a musical way, which then allows for more partying, drugs, sex, and chilling
c) Jersey Shore, The Simple Life, Keeping Up with the Kardashians
e) Jack Johnson, especially in the song “Banana Pancakes,” which is all about sleeping in, making pancakes, and living like it is Saturday every day. People like the song so much that they pay him money to support his chilling and singing about it so that they can live a little piece of Jack’s chilling by listening to his song and imagining how freaking sweeeet that would be

This is different from people who just have a chill job and get to chill, as in a surfer. True relaxin pirates must be in a position in which their lifestyle of chilling is what gets them paid by attracting others to chill(be it via an album, in the case of a rapper and Jack Johnson), which goes both ways in a self-promoting fashion. Named for pirates who hustled gold, relaxin pirates hustles chilling
Jack Johnson, "Banana Pancakes" Cant you see that its just raining/Aint no need to go outside.../Song is meant to keep ya/From doing what your supposed to/Like waking up too early/Maybe we can sleep in/Ill make you banana pancakes/Pretend like its the weekend now/And we could pretend it all the time/Lady lady love me/Cause I love to lay here lazy/We could close the curtains/Pretend like there's no world outside/And we could pretend it all the time/The telephone is singing/Ringing its too early/Don't pick it up/Just so easy/When the whole world fits inside of your arms/Don't really need to pay attention to the alarm/Wake up slow, yeah wake up slow
true relaxin pirate
relaxin pirate by exchillalibur October 24, 2013

Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool 

What Will Smith does alongside all shootin' some B-ball outside of the school.
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some B-ball outside of the school

--Will Smith

maxin and relaxin 

"what up homie?" "nm- just maxin and relaxin"
maxin and relaxin by lauren September 1, 2003

Maxin relaxin 

Word refering to a person who generally doesnt care for much, mosstly who live the good life. these people are not ones who take everything too seriously. Also these people are not stuck up ass wads who do not follow current events
That guy over there is just sitting there. He seems fine with his well being and enjoying himself. Hes really Maxin relaxin
Maxin relaxin by brett calvin September 26, 2006

relaxing hero 

It's a condition after heavy diarrhea. When you feel so fucking horribly for a long time, when you can't raise your ass
above pan, cause after few second you may shit your pants.
And after this nightmare you feeling yourself so fucking good.
-Dude, what did you do last night?
-I could not sleep cause i had diarrhea! I sat all night on the pan!
-So, how do you feel right now?
-I feel pretty cool!
-You are relaxing hero!
relaxing hero by xsquooshx January 26, 2011

relazing 

when you're being lazy and relaxing at the same time, a word invented through a typo in an instant messenger conversation.
she was relazing on the lawn chair by the ocean with a margarita and a hot date.
relazing by rexarex(: August 7, 2009