A person from Reisterstown, Maryland ( Or nearby Owings Mills) that will never make it out. The wild Reisterstown All Star can be recognized by its lack of a job, habit for DUI's, and sustained heroin addiction.
Person 1: Yo dogg, want to move out of your mom's house?
Person 2: Nah man, I'm a Reisterstown All Star.

Person 1: Dude, you should wear a condom so you don't get her pregnant.
Person 2: Nah man, I'm a Reisterstown All Star.

Person 1: Yo homie, use drugs leisurely, don't get addicted.
Person 2: Nah man, I'm a Reisterstown All Star.
by DidSomethingWithMyLife July 23, 2012
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