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My only reason to live.
Me: (Masturbating to Redtube) Awwww yeaahh..

Friend: Dude, you need to stop going on Redtube.com.

Me: But it feels so damn gooooddddd- (cums)

Friend: Ew! You need to do something with your life!
by Masturbator4life June 14, 2011