Someone from Torrance/Manhattan Beach: "Dude I went down to Redondo Beach the other day. I wish I was BAMF enough to live there."
Someone else: "I heard Jesus was born there."
Another guy: "I heard chocolate chip pancakes were created there."
Someone else: "Dude, I heard that too."
A place filled with overpriced reality, watered down drinks and asshole cops. The only good part is the soft mattresses at the local jail.
Dude, you got arrested in Redondo Beach last night? Thank god for those comfy mattresses.
It could have been better, I could have been arrested in Palos Verdes.
A small beach city in Southern California. EVERYONE HERE LOOKS THE SAME!
Short, white skater boy one: Hey Andrew!
Short, white skater boy two: Hey Josh!
One: I'm not Josh.
Two: I'm not Andrew.
One: I guess they're right when they say everyone looks the same in Redondo Beach!