someone from anywhere in the world but mainly rural southeastern united states and rural canada. sost rednecks like myself love nascar. apparently most rednecks like pro wrestlin but not all. all rednecks are hard workin folk who earn everything they have. we are very smart people n can figure most anything out. rednecks enjoy the outdoors n would rather be outside than inside. cept for me it is way to cold right now and wish i could be fixin my car n truck. rednecks are the most polite people you will ever meet n enjoy time with family and friends. not all rednecks are drunks dip n smoke. rednecks do in fact shop at walmart cept walmarts gone to chinese and aint american enough for most anymore so i do my shopping by getting clothes from the nascar races. we are almost all good at computer stuff. rednecks dont all listen to country, i listen to rock n metal. rednecks tend to be God fearing Christians that attend church weekly and enjoy nascar afterwards. rednecks are the most patriotic people in america and will defend this great nation to our death. rednecks also tend to be very conservative and hate big government. we take no offense when northerners make fun of us, we just laugh and go on with our day. think before the next time you laugh at us, who is the one that knows how to fix a car without a car shop, whos the ones that actually have to work at work, whos the one that grows the food and other what nots that feed your family. respect rednecks and well respect you.
rednecks put food on the plate without breaking the bank... hell im a po-e-tic redneck!(cant spell, sorry, but yes i do have a college education, just dont need it for what i do like most rednecks)
You would be a redneck if:more...
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.
You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.
Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator.
You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.
You mow your lawn and find a car.
You can spit without opening your mouth.
Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes and a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.
You go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
Taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
There are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.
You take a fishing pole to Sea World.
The hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.
You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
You've ever shot somebody over a mall parking space.
Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
You think mud rasslin' should be an Olympic sport.
The receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.
More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
You think the stock market has a fence around it.
You think the O.J. trial was the...
Mildly offensive term for a lower class white person from the southeastern states of the USA. Derives from someone who spent a lot of time on manual labour outside and so received a "red neck" from the sun.
Who says "y'all" anymore, apart from damn rednecks?
"The glorious absence of sophistication"
you might be a redneck if the tires on your truck cost more than your truck
One who arranges to have their daughter baptized at Daytona Motor Speedway(true story).
The rednecks went to Daytona just to get their daughter baptized there.
Rednecks live in the Southeastern United States. While they do not comprise the entire population in this region they do make up the vast majority of the people here.more...
Typically, rednecks live in rural settings. They avoid urban settings. They are proud of their pick-up trucks or older cars and stick with them despite rising gas prices.
They typically work industrial or manual labor jobs. The majority do not have anything beyond a high school education. They depend on the "Good 'Ol Boy" system of advancement. They are extremely weary of those who do possess the desire to act educated -- these people are perceived as sell-outs.
You can often see rednecks hauling lawn equipment or hunting (dog) equipment even if they do not plan on using these items in the near future. It is a proud symbol of their social class.
Rednecks often are seen about in hunting attire even though they do not plan to hunt anything. Dressing up comprises of dockers and a tucked in polo shirt. Baseball hats on men are a must regardless of the occasion or whether indoors or not.
Most rednecks do not live in mobile homes anymore. Most have modest homes. Typically they decorate in Native American or hunting themes. Most devote much more money into their vehicles then their homes.
Rednecks speak with a Southern accent and avoid using big words. They may know big words but it is not socially acceptable to use them. People who do are identified as outsiders.
only require a shotgun, rifle, and 4 wheel drive
"With a shotgun, rifle, and a 4 wheel drive, a country boy can survive"
-Hank Williams Jr.
a glorious lack of sophistication
at least one person in your family is one