The Detroit Red Wings are the New York Yankees of the NHL; every year they have a high payroll, are always in the running for the championship, and will stop at nothing to acquire a great player for a playoff run.
The Red Wings are Stanley Cup contenders every season; I, along with many others, am happy if and when they get knocked out of the playoffs.
by Dewey June 02, 2004
10 time Stanley Cup champs; NHL assholes who spend a shitload of money to win the Cup; 10 straight playoff berths; they suck
I hate the damn Red Wings.
by 0000 October 20, 2003
(Verb)To bang a girl on her period.
Joe totally red-winged her last night
by Mike March 01, 2005
to have sex with a virgin and pop the hymen.
"I finally got my red wings last night after popping suzy's hymen like a water balloon....bleegooooooowwww"
by amizzle June 19, 2006
The worst thing to happen to the NHL with the exception of maybe the Columbus Bluejackets. The Red Wings have at least 9 hall of famers on their team at a time. They make an attempt to buy the Stanley cup every year.
Those Detroit Red Wings can suck my ass. The frickin' Ducks beat them out in the first round. I hope the Red Wings never win another playoff game...ever!
by Maple Leaf Fan May 16, 2003
To do anything with a girl while she is on her period.
He earned his red wings last night.
by Moo Cows September 12, 2005
the act of launching your greasy, slimy tongue onto her hairy blood infested vag of nasty. While doing so you must pour some sort of liquid to drain the taste of period blood from that wasteland of SICK ASS HAIRY BLOODY VAGINA THAT HAS SURVIVED THE HOLOCAUST WHILE RETRIEVING. Gonosiphaids.
"I gave my girl a red wing then puked my dick off."
by Poopmaster0 May 14, 2010